#4 -Twilight Fanfiction Story by wantmywifeback

Rated: M

I guess this is turning into humor week! You have to see this. Read the author’s pleas for his wife’s return on his biography page FIRST, then read story #4, “Twilight Fanfiction Story.” Read all of it, even the disclaimer. I guarantee a chuckle!
Here are some excerpts from wantmywifeback’s bio page:

I want my wife back so I’m writing fan fiction with sexual content in the hopes that she’ll find her way back home again.

.5 hours since first story posted. No wife sightings yet.

1 day since posting first fan fic story, no wife sightings. Posting another story.

The house started making noises last night. I tipped over the sofa chair and baracaded myself behind it with my few remaining supplies of dried spaghetti noodles. I accidentally jammed one in my eye.

Day 3, no wife. New breakfast debacles. You cannot make milk out of water and coffeemate. And just because it’s black, does not mean you can take 37 packets of soy sauce from the silverware drawer to make coffee. It doesn’t magically grow caffeine just because its in a coffee mug. Tang may be the reason we don’t go to the moon any more. I may have cried a little this morning.

Thanks Shalinda!

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Those were SO funny.

This man could possibly be my best friend!!

amazing, loved them. laughed so hard. thanks