About Us

Welcome to Cullen Boys Anonymous

Founded: September 4, 2008

Our Mission Statement:

At CBA, we firmly believe that to successfully manage an addiction or disorder, each patient’s individual circumstances must be considered and accounted for. We use programs that are targeted at specific addictions, but our counselors and therapists will work closely with you during all stages of your stay and tailor your treatment to your needs, making any adjustments required to ensure you succeed. We employ a range of traditional and alternative treatments in our programs.
Our staff members are experts in their fields and they have drawn deeply on their experience to design effective programs for a wide range of addictions and disorders, including:

Edward Cullen Addiction
Carlisle Cullen Compulsion
Jasper Cullen Emotional Disorders
Emmet Cullen Drooling Disorder
Rob Pattinson Obsession
Kellen Lutz Anxiety Disorder
Peter Facinelli Dependence
Jackson Rathbone Mania

Testimonials:

Dear CBA,

It seemed like I had it all. But, somewhere along the line I started reading Twilight and everything really spun out of control. There’s a few years of my life that I really don’t remember, and frankly that’s probably a good thing. After the scare of an OD, I tried quitting cold turkey. Three times, if I recall correctly, but that didn’t work. Withdrawal is a killer. Things could have ended pretty badly, but my sister convinced me to check in to CBA. It took her a few weeks, but I finally caved. The doctors who got me through that first week are the best. I’m sure I said a few things to them that weren’t too nice, but they stuck with me and got me through withdrawal. Once I was through that, I actually kind of enjoyed the therapy sessions. I’m going to try to send some of my friends your way.

Cheers,

Name Withheld

Meet the Staff

Crystal Johnson Founder, Site Admin

Melissa A. Founder, News Editor and Fanfiction Specialist

Anna Clark News Editor, Assistant Events Director
Alison Maxwell News Editor, Facebook, Myspace
Raquel Vega-Grieder Therapist
Jess Hollows News, Therapist
All services provided by non-licensed, non-professional addiction counselors.

Contact Us!

General: admin@cullenboysanonymous.com
For News: news@cullenboysanonymous.com

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