Do you:

quote the books to strangers?
dream of Kellen biting your neck?
look to see who is driving whenever you see a silver Volvo?
have Rob’s baby pictures on your computer?
like your doctor’s hands to be very cold?
know the characters by their full names?
have Emmet Cullen as a friend on your facebook?
think that pale is the new tan?
Wake up thinking of Jasper and are proud of it?

These are signs of a powerful addiction.  The CBA 12-Step Program will help you manage your addiction:

Step 1:  Acknowledge your Addiction. This is the first and hardest step.

Step 2: Seek Help. You took this most important step by coming to CBA, the ultimate Cullen Boy Addiction Center.

Step 3 Admit your grievous acts – excessive drooling, letting the dishes pile up, cereal for supper, licking the computer screen, squealing when a new picture pops up on your monitor.

Step 4: Admit your addiction publicly(on our forum).  Don’t be ashamed.

Step 5:  Surround yourself with supportive people.  (That’s us.)

Step 6: Seek to improve your understanding of this addiction thru the books, movies, DVDs, and Fan Fiction.

Step 7: Continue to take a personal inventory.  Make sure you are no longer neglecting your family, friends and pets or they’ll pull the plug on you.

Step 8: Work towards managing your Cullen Boy cravings.Through daily doses of CBA, you too can safely get you Cullen Boys fix.

Step 9:  Acknowledge your progress in managing your addiction.

Step 10:  Acknowledge when you slip, we all do from time to time.  Know that we are here to help you back up again.

Step 11: Embrace your addiction, because it isn’t going anywhere.

Step 12:  Impart this message to others.

CBA and YOU!  Together we can do this!