Robert Pattinson Vs. Chuck Norris?
Jul 2
Posted by Jess
Categories: Robert Pattinson

robchucknorris Robert Pattinson Vs. Chuck Norris?

Celebuzz recently spoke with Michael Welch and realized that he had appeared on Walker, Texas Ranger

Well, of course we HAD to ask the obvious questions about the seemingly invisible Chuck Norris and our favorite sparkly vampire Edward Cullen:

Who smells better? “Robert Pattinson…he smells like heaven.”

Who has a better beard? “You gotta go Chuck Norris with the beard. Nothing beats that thing.”

Who looks better in tight jeans? “That becomes a matter of taste at that point because you can’t beat Walker in a tight pair of pants, but Rob… I guess I gotta go with Rob [laughs].”

Who’d win in a fight? “I have to go with Edward Cullen, although you know Walker was pretty invincible, but I don’t think that Walker’s fractured slow-mo could save him against Edward. In fact, in real life Rob’s no slouch in the ring. He could take somebody, but Chuck, I don’t quite think so.”

So who do you think would win in a fight? Rob? Edward? Chuck Norris?

I dunno…..Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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