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Our friends at CelebrityBeehive have some commentary on the importance of Alice in the Saga. You know Alice is my favorite vamp, after Edward of course, so I enjoyed her points as the wild Alice spin-off she concocted.
Two questions, what Alice moment do you hope makes it into the movie and, having seen the Bree Tanner book, what other character would like like to know more about?
Alice is pivotal in Eclipse for relief from the love triangle. I will be beyond pissed if in the film Alice is reduced to mere transitions between Bella, Edward and Jake. I hope the film includes the scene when Alice confronts Bella about eloping with Edward and not inviting her to the wedding. I also want to see the moment at the end when she’s planning Bella’s wedding and surprises her with the custom made wedding dress! See, good freaky.
What I would do for an Alice Cullen mini spin-off. That would be magical! I’m a huge fan of the fantastical and eastern legends so there would be a crossover of these worlds in my spin-off and Alice would be the protagonist. In my parallel universe, these adventures would take place after the events of Breaking Dawn; Bella is already a vampire, and Reneesme is approaching her tween years…
Alice has a mysterious vision, which worries Edward because Alice can’t see the outcome, but she is compelled to go anyway. She travels to China alone to find an ancient Oracle. There she discovers mystics who have been waiting for her for over 50 years. The Sect teaches Alice how to control her thirst for blood by manipulating the energy around her. Alice becomes the Sect’s Master, passing on her knowledge of foresight to worthy disciples who will later become Oracles themselves. In return, the Sect teaches Alice how to control chi energy, the Iron Palm and Soft-step Caterpillar Stances. Combined with her new energy abilities, Alice becomes immune to any mind shit that Jane or other Volturi dish out, thus making her one of THE most powerful vampires on earth; damn near invincible; and Hell in Heels if you double cross her! Watch out or she’ll cut your ass!
After a couple years, Alice misses her family (especially Jasper) and decides to return to Forks. She makes two stops before home – one is to Italy to mindf**k with the Volturi. She uses the Caterpiller move to sneak up on Jane and Aro and proceeds to pimp slap them both with her new Iron Palm stance. Demitri and Felix shit marbles (literally) and flee Volterra never to be seen again. No one stood a chance against her. Not even Alex who falls in love with Alice and wants to follow her (this is another spin-off folks). Feeling quite satisfied with her bad-ness, Alice’s makes her way to her second stop, Paris, to shop on the Champs – what else? Two years in the Chinese wetlands couldn’t curb her taste for haute couture!
Alice returns to Forks and life goes back to normal…or as normal as possible for an immortal, vampire, kung fu Master who loves Galliano and Dior.
I would love to see that! Which character would you want to have a ridiculous spin-off and what would it be about?
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