Will Twilighters Enjoy Vampires Suck?
Aug 17
Posted by Crystal
Categories: twilight movie, twilight parody

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**Spoilers**

First off let me start by pointing out that I would have not gone to see this movie if it were not for a friend inviting me to the premiere here in Arizona. Not because I love Twilight so much and I am over protective of my favorite characters. On the contrary, I love watching the parodies on YouTube. I was more afraid that all of the funny scenes were shown in the trailers. This fear though was not shared by many of my fellow Twilighters who were out full force tonight in Twilight gear and dressed up as the characters.

It is easy to think that this movie may only appeal to teenagers, college students and Twilight haters but it was designed for people that have seen the Twilight Saga films. If you have never seen Twilight or New Moon most of the movies humor would not make any sense to you. Everybody from teens to grandma (yep grandma’s had a night out tonight with Vampires Suck!) seemed to be enjoying themselves by the sound of the constant laughing in the theater. So many hilarious senses but just to name a few, Edward riding a Segway instead of running, Bella throwing a temper tantrum when Edward leaves and Jacob acting like a dog the whole time. It was a ton of fun to watch. The only issue I had with the movie is that it was on the cusp of being rated R, so I most diffidently would not take your kids to see it unless you are ok with a lot of sexual content and cussing.

Here is the bottom line if you have ever made fun of a Twilight movie in any way shape or form, then I think you will be able to enjoy Vampires Suck. Besides this is your boyfriend/husbands payback for dragging him to three Twilight Saga films.

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by Gina in August 17 - 11:36 pm

I agree! I laughed so hard at times I cried, it was that funny. Best line in the whole movie is the very last one – not gonna spoil it but when you see it you’ll know what I mean!! Though I do agree also that it was VERY close to crossing that PG-13 line. Don’t take the kidlets peeps!!


by Donna in August 19 - 8:55 am

Thanks SO MUCH for the warning about mature content, I’d been toying with bringing my daughter with, she’s new to Twilight, and I was taking my nieces & their friends to see it last night. I’m SO GLAD I read your note on this, I told her if it was okay I’d take her another time. NO WAY. Even my 15 YO nieces were uncomfortable with a few of the scenes, so I know my 12 YO would’ve been mortified, particularly seeing it with her mom. :)

Also while I’m taking a minute to post, thanks for the integrity you use in your posts, I agree with your anti-paparazzi stance. Just cause we love their movies doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be allowed privacy in their own lives.

Thanks, again!


by Anita in August 19 - 11:05 am

I laughed so hard I cried, too. It was hilarious !
I loved it.



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